Hey, at least it makes me more interesting.

I'm not a reality show girl. This was mainly due to the fact that most reality shows did not interest me because I was neither talented, interesting, or lead a life that would allow me to want to wonder if I could"do that". I can't dance, Sing, or have the desire to go to an island and live off the land(mostly because it would require that I have strength and I have been proud NOT to have since Jr.High). I am now joining the ranks of other stay at home mommies. You might as well hand me a bucket of bon-bons on Wed. nights and join me for the final four on SHEAR GENIUS. It's Nichole, Charlie, Daniel, and Dee.
Lets discuss why this season has left me threatening to boycott, jump up and yell, and bitch for hours. Lets talk Hair shall we??
First off Jaclyn Smith is the judge, and really what authority does she have? She likes to comb her own hair. I'm sure she colors her hair(or a LICENSED stylist does it i.e Jos' Eber). But if that is the case then my entire clientel has the right to be the judge based on that criteria. Get somebody who know what they are doing to judge. Geez at least in Project Runway Hiedi Klum knows fashion because she was a FASHION MODEL. One more thing..the first two episodes were scary as hell to watch, and not just because the Hairstylists were required to cut hair blindfolded. Her bad botox left her looking like the joker. Will the real slim joker please stand up.
Second let talk about the stylist. These kids are GOOD. They have been in the industry for a few years in order to be where they are. Most of them are educators, salon owners, and Stylist of the Year winners, and platform artists. These people have spent Thousands on their education to train as apprentice's or to be licensed stylists. While in school they have to study chemistry, biology, anatomy and art. The stylists THEN continue to spend thousands to take advanced academies education to further their ability and teach in hair schools to get their educators license so they can be educators and going to trade shows to keep fresh on style that changes quarterly. Give them a color line that they can work with because the Crap they have now is no better then Lady Miss Clairol, and that is really not color I would use on the dogs they shaved. They are hair stylists, not mind readers. They are hair stylists not Dog shavers. They are hairstylists...they can be bitches. I am outraged that they have made them do hair with products from the fridge, cut hair with blind folds, and shave dogs, or play musical chairs with clients. All 4 of the remaining stylists deserve to be there. Saying that I have to say this...ARE YOU KIDDING me?? How could NOT one of you KNOW how to lighten previous lightened hair with a color remover or not know how to do the Punk colors?? Half of my clientel is the punk colors. Your hair stylists, you should know this by now.
Let talk about my Third point, which is THIS IS A COMPETITION. There will be harassment, dirty fighting, talking about each other in fronts and behind backs. When a person looses or is in the bottom in EVERY COMPETITION like Nekisa(the photo to your left) you would think "gosh hasn't she gone home yet?" but no, they kept her one until I couldn't stand it because every hair cut was just that bad. EVEN PEOPLE who don't do hair said "wow is she still on?" Get ride of the weak so the strong can have an equal competition trust me it makes for better TV. (Tabitha and Tyson...anybody remember that?) Just for the record, Glen was the only one as far as I am concerned that knows how to work with the color line.

Shear Genius will continue next Weds. This little video will give you an insight as to what I have been watching the last few weeks. I am stocking up on Ice cream n Diet Coke for the occasion. Next week...Adventures in motherhood and the things I will do to be the best mommy ever.