I Wear My Sunglasses Inside

Anybody who knows me knows that at some time in the 80's I loved 2 things, the music, AND one of the Two Corey's. I too was in loved The Lost Boys the first of several movies involving Corey Feldman, and Corey Haim. Which Corey was I in favor of? Corey Haim of course. Feldman was too over the top for me, although now I have no idea how I know that he was the Voice of the puppy hound in Fox and The Hound. What made Corey Haim a better Corey?? There was the Silver Bullet where he played a crippled boy trying to beat a Werewolf. AMAZING, I really thought he was crippled. He had such star quality. He had a quirky sense of humor and a crooked smile that made the girls SWOON. One of my old friends said that Feldman was hard core and I had to remind her that the Micheal Jackson phase was just sick and not "hard core". The Two Corey's have not had a hit in like 20 years, so since I am always hell bent on reliving the memories of my childhood(ie. Jem and the Holograms and She-Ra and leg warmers) I tuned into watch what crazy antics these two were going to get into. First off Corey Haim arrives and takes a limo to Feldman's a scene in which Haim is promptly insulted. The Limo driver can not place what movies he was in. Secondly we see that Haim is a slob, mud on carpet, and Cigarette butts in a half drank glass of something. I think the saddest part of this show is when Haim has to go get his drivers license and Feldman is quizzing him about driving. Feldman asks "what do you do when your care Hydroplanes?" in which Haim answers."pump the break". Okay, this is the saddest part of the story. I'm watching this scene and thinking...wow talk about a License To Drive moment in which that the question that is asked of Haim in that movie, and THAT is the TOTAL WRONG answer that he gives, resulting in him failing his written exam. Feldman quickly replied, "WRONG! That is the question you FAILED on License to Drive so you should KNOW that answer!" Again I called it. The Man witnessed this sad victory. I love anything that is a Corey and Corey production, but seeing how I loved them in 1989 and here it is almost 20 years later...I was hoping for some lasting sweet moments like aging rock stars in their final tour, sadly this is not it. With each episode I begin to be more and more depressed. I fear I wasted my childhood.