Further Adventures of Dr. Phil, OR Duh Capt. Obvious

Since I am changing and growing( due mostly to where I live...it's not easy to get out of here, but that is a whole other bitch), I have have found my self doing odd things, thus leaving my monkey buisness flat. The adventures are not so adverturous. So sometimes for kicks n giggles I read what the doctor that I work for has lying around his waiting room. Ahhh AARP, the magazine for old farts, and the articles to prove it. This one is the importance of Prunes and Fiber. Martha Stewart's Living has an article that tells me how to make things out of my trash, because these days apparently trash isn't just for the garbage can, you can decorate your wall as well. This article has left me with the ever needing to know question about Martha, what was her prison name? Now this one is totally entertaining, Oprah. The magazine to tell me about how fabulous she is, and proves it by giving me marital advice, child rearing advice, DIETING ADVICE, and oh wait to top this off, OH LOOK, she made the cover of her own magazine. You know in this particular issue there is an interview with Meg Ryan and the work that she is doing, which is clearly a stunt for you to love her again. How can I Meg? I mean seriously with you botched face lift, I have learned that it IS possible that the Joker is alive and well in gothem er...Hollywood. You know what I love? I love that there is Dr. Phil dishing out his own advice. I LOVE him, and not for the reason people love him. I love him becuase he says things like "You see Mr. Smith, You had an affair so now you wife doen't trust you when you said you are going 'Out"". Oh WOW I love it when he get really deep with people. I mean where can I sign up to lay on his couch and tell him about MY mother? I was listening to the radio, and heard a commercial for his day time show. I couldn't believe the clip that I was listening to "Dieting advice" and with the next clip you heard him say "You are eating nothing about fast food? that is Crap stop eating it" ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You brought this woman onto your TV show to tell her she is eating crap and that you can publicly tell her things that any Movie, Nutritionist, TV show and eating establishment themselves could tell you...that fast food everyday IS crap. Wow his knowlege NEVER ceases to amaze me. Hell I could do his job, Ask me anything with my Dr.Phill like wit and smarts I will answer it

Is my boyfriend going to commit? Uh No...if he hasn't yet, he isn't going to Move on

I am unhappy with my job what should I do? Uh find out what you like to do and Get an new job.

See easy. I think that from now on, I am just going to take a nice fiction book to work and when I have down time. This real live shit gives me a headache.