Something Wicked This Way Comes

I think I have cold feet now. Really they are Freezing!! Open toed sandles in a below freezing office. Makes my newly shaved legs spring early hairs. I lied, I haven't saved in a week. So today I did it. I actually spent money to get a licence to get married. Whose idea was it to have the bride spend MORE money just to get a stinking licence to get married.

State Guy: Great!! looks like you are already to get hitched!
Bridezilla : yeah, I am look at my dress it cost anywhere from 500-1000 dollars!
State Guy: wow that is Utterly fabulous ( state guy is metosexual or closeted still because it is Utah) .What about your reception?
Bridezilla: My parents and I have spent about...oh...10 thousand plus dollars. It's going to be Swanky and perfect! TOTALLY PERFECT!! IT WILL BE PERFECT OR I WILL have a crying fit right here in front of all of you!! I will sic my mother on you ALL if it doesn't turn out perfect!
State Guy: well looks like you have put out a lot of money to make this happen...so you need to get a licence from me! Legalize it you know
Bridezilla: Great!! Lets do it
State Guy: great that is 50 extra bucks...notice the sign on the way, No Refunds, or Exchanges.

I have offically understood the meaning of the word that I have turned into. I am sure at this point the Man would like his woman back brain in all, and will me elaited to have me return to normal. Last minute shit that is hitting the fan. I am sure in like I don't know, MANY years from now...I will laugh at it, but right now, this whole wedding jive...Screw it. ELOPE

Japan vs. Bridezilla or how the Loch Ness got her spots

A wise person once told me that the wedding reception is nothing but a 3 ring circus with Clowns, and without the monkeys. I know that was really a weird thing to say, but I think they had to put it into to terms that I would understand. I think clowns are FRIGHTING and Monkeys Comedy Gold(everytime, doesn't fail...i just giggle when I think about them). You would think I would have realized that what they were telling me was the future of what was to come...at this point it's all most what had come to past. I have been told what my opinion is and how my wedding day will go down to the almost min. As soon as I realized that crashing at the parents house the same time I was preping for the insane event...was NOT the smartest thing ever, I quickly moved on to the place where I will be taking up residence with the new Little husband. My youngest sister was engaged and decided that her date was excatly 4 weeks before mine. I am not a selfish person by any means so I shared my good times...in all actuality, in hopes of dodging the rath and insanity that is my mom allowed them to focus their efforst on the first wedding whilst I went about my business for my party following the "I do's". Slowly I felt myself being sucked into bridal hell...what are your colors?? Colors? There are colors?? you have got to be kidding me COLORS?? who said anything about colors!! I just want to say I do have my dance party and get to the Honeymoon...I see colors mentioned no where in that equation. The only answer I could come up with was "plaid". It was a color right? What if I didn't pick out the right color? So I was safe with plaid...there was at least the RIGHT color in that right? WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT MY COLORS ARE!!! When that sick and twisted was asked I knew they had me in their sick grasp and I had no other option...I had turned automaticly into Bridezilla.