Something Wicked This Way Comes

I think I have cold feet now. Really they are Freezing!! Open toed sandles in a below freezing office. Makes my newly shaved legs spring early hairs. I lied, I haven't saved in a week. So today I did it. I actually spent money to get a licence to get married. Whose idea was it to have the bride spend MORE money just to get a stinking licence to get married.

State Guy: Great!! looks like you are already to get hitched!
Bridezilla : yeah, I am look at my dress it cost anywhere from 500-1000 dollars!
State Guy: wow that is Utterly fabulous ( state guy is metosexual or closeted still because it is Utah) .What about your reception?
Bridezilla: My parents and I have spent about...oh...10 thousand plus dollars. It's going to be Swanky and perfect! TOTALLY PERFECT!! IT WILL BE PERFECT OR I WILL have a crying fit right here in front of all of you!! I will sic my mother on you ALL if it doesn't turn out perfect!
State Guy: well looks like you have put out a lot of money to make this happen...so you need to get a licence from me! Legalize it you know
Bridezilla: Great!! Lets do it
State Guy: great that is 50 extra bucks...notice the sign on the way, No Refunds, or Exchanges.

I have offically understood the meaning of the word that I have turned into. I am sure at this point the Man would like his woman back brain in all, and will me elaited to have me return to normal. Last minute shit that is hitting the fan. I am sure in like I don't know, MANY years from now...I will laugh at it, but right now, this whole wedding jive...Screw it. ELOPE