Wings N Things

I think that the people in my office have ended up with Mad Cow Disease. Seriously, there is no other way to explain the insanity of all of them. I know that it is found strictly in meat, but I think the Doctors should really look into this disease being Airborn. The Dude in my office says it's some ploy of the Government, but after seeing the people in the office running around like the dudes in Dawn of the Dead I believe that Mad Cow Disease is alive and thriving in my Office.
So You have notice, or have not that the postings and been a little behind since this is the 14th. Well I have dissappeared from the face of the earth... actually I got me one of them Boyfriends the ones that open doors for you, the real gentlemenly kind. I KNOW!!! I was floored too, I mean ME of all people!!! I am the one of those type that scratch my ass and drinks beer(I really don't like beer btw). Anyway we went out with My buddy T The Jew, and his wiff Mrs. Jew. Seeing how there is not a lot to do where we were at, Pool was a plan. It was pointed out to me that the Dude at the next Pool table over was teaching a very giddy girl how to play. He was leaned clear over this girl, like if he leaned over far enough he might have caught a glimps of what might be hiding in that t shirt of hers...It was SO cleche' that I leaned over to T and said "I will give you a dollar to ask him for lessons" T, being a great friend hessitated. "Come on, A WHOLE DOLLAR" Well then if it's a WHOLE dollar...The HELL you say...then why not...that was the look on his face as he considered that. Now, I have thought about this...if it was me and I was the one offered a whole dollar, I would have done it. Why? Well glad you asked. For the simple reason that I am a whore for cash. Seriously, I am like a horse when you dangle a carrot in front of it's face, I will follow it ANYWHERE. One of those dirty secret that we just don't tell the BF. That is me, and I am sucker for a dare when MONEY is involved. But Rico Suave over yander was just asking to be heckled! That is why when is came time for the BF to make his shot I ran up to him and rather Loudly said "Now, Sweetie this is how you use your stick to hit this little white ball that goes in these holes." as I leaned over and around him. NOW that all involved won't soon forget