If I have to pull this car over...

I don't know what it is about me but I am oddly attracted to men with accents. I was so tired last night, I got in around 10:00PM and instead of slipping into my jammies, My instinct was...Turn on the tube to see if something good is on. At this point I am flipping through my cable and cursing myself the whole time...I am getting raped hard core for how many more channels of nothing? I have movie channels too though and for the 4th time this month alone Pricilla Queen of the Desert with Guy Pierce was on. I enjoyed this movie the last time I saw it which was 5 days ago. I started to flip the channel again but it had me at 'g'day' . I told you a sucker for accents. The more I think about it, I think I am oddly fasinated with the fact those men looked better then I did in make up and a wig. Seriously! why is that? I was BORN a woman, I SHOULD look that good!! There are some that I question were born the wrong gender though, like that Partick Swazey, I mean really...I don't know another man that is so graceful and floats across the room like he does. Even when he was hard core in that movie with Keanu "dude" Reeves. I believe the movie that best displayed his talents was that "To:Wang Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
Recently I have realized that I am So pissed off about the situation that I have been really out doing myself when I go out... wigs, make-up, clothes. I thought I looked really hot one night until somebody said "that was one ugly man" I was really offended until I saw the guy sitting next to me, who indeed it was one ugly man. Snaggle tooth, wanky eye and all. A friend laughed at me so hard when she saw what I looked like one night, through the hysterical gasps she was able to spit out, "You have Always wanted to be a drag queen, I knew you had those tendencies". Well hell yes I think we as women should strive to be better looking then men, even if that means we as women have to out Drag them!!! I Promise If I AM ELECTED Prestident of the WORLD I will never sell another wig, pantyhose, or make up to another man!!! FOR it will be ONLY women in Drag! So in the end, I don't care how sexy that accent is Guy Pierce, I have way better legs then you!